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vitalemontea:

imlittlemisssunshine:


#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

oh my the tag
CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.


gold.
hahahahahaahahah that tag oh my gooodnes!!!!

vitalemontea:

imlittlemisssunshine:

#SMACK THAT UP ON THE FLOOR #SMACK THAT GIMME SOME MORE #SMACK THAT TIL YOU GET SORE #now turn to page 394

oh my the tag

CRYING

Laughing at this for about 10 minutes now.

gold.

hahahahahaahahah that tag oh my gooodnes!!!!

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

workbitchs:

@TyraBanks: “Britney Fierce @britneyspears @phvegas”

atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

atroposxr:

we got hedgehogs out here gettin hitched tryna fuck

listoflifehacks:

au8:

If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

WHY
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FUCK
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NOT
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I tried but

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if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

cheesoisuncool:

new traffic light color ideas

  • purple: turn around and go back
  • mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
  • cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
  • black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping